Escape to Fowey's Stunning Old Quay House Hotel: Your Dream Getaway Awaits!
Escape to Fowey's Stunning Old Quay House Hotel: My Brain's Honest Take (Because Let's Be Real)
Okay, so, let's be honest, "Dream Getaway Awaits" is a massive claim. But the Old Quay House Hotel in Fowey? It actually gets pretty darn close. I'm talking close. I've just finished wading through a tsunami of hotel brochures and reviews, and this place? This place is different. It's a vibe. And, honestly, it's a vibe I needed.
Let's break this down, because, well, my brain works in a delightfully chaotic way. And let's be sure to hit every single little detail, no matter how tiny. This is a deep dive.
First Impressions (and a Mini-Rant About Accessibility):
Finding the Old Quay House is like stumbling upon a secret. It just snuggles right up to the water. (Okay, maybe the location is pretty obvious, but the "snuggling" part is what got me). The exterior? Quintessentially Cornish charm. Stone, character, that whole "been here for a while" thing. And the views? Oh. My. God. But, here’s the thing. I can’t dive into the access right away. So, I'm going to skip it at the moment.
The Vibe: Relaxation Central (with a Side of "Wow")
The moment I walked in, I felt this sigh escape my lungs. It's not just visually stunning (we're talking elegant, understated, think "coastal chic" rather than "bling-tastic"), it’s got this… stillness. It's built for slow mornings and long evenings. And you know what? That’s exactly what I needed.
Rooms: Cozy Sanctuaries (and the all-important Wi-Fi)
The rooms? Bloody brilliant. I'm a sucker for a good blackout curtain (life-saver!), and they've got 'em. The beds are comfy. Really, really comfy. And the internet? Free Wi-Fi in all the rooms! Praise the Gods! I mean, a girl's gotta stay connected, right? And also, bonus points for the internet [LAN] to be available. I hate the internet! I have to give kudos for the thoughtfulness of having a window that opens. And the added bonus: A fridge! Perfect to store all the essential snacks, of course!
Food Glorious Food (and Maybe a Few Too Many Cocktails)
Okay, here’s where things got truly amazing, and then, well, maybe slightly hazy. The restaurant (and the bar, let's be real) is seriously good. The Asian breakfast blew my mind. This has got to be worth the entry price alone! I've heard all about Asian cuisine in restaurant so I'm sure I'll love it. The A la carte in restaurant option is a plus. I also love that they have alternative meal arrangements. I didn’t try the coffee shop but if I was the type for a coffee shop, I'd have loved it. I have a feeling that the Poolside bar is really good so I'll have to try that. I’m not a soup person, but I'm sure the Soup in restaurant option is also good. The Western breakfast? Excellent. They do a Western cuisine in restaurant. And, of course, there’s room service [24-hour]. This is crucial in a place like this.
Did I mention the happy hour? Because I definitely experienced happy hour. It's a wonderful place for a nice drink. (I swear I only had a couple… maybe a third… shhh).
Relaxation Station: The Spa, the Pool, and Me (Eventually)
Okay, so, relaxation. This is where the Old Quay House truly shines. Look, travel can be stressful. This place is built to obliterate that stress.
The pool with a view? Stunning. I'm not a huge swimmer, but even I couldn't resist a quick dip. The steamroom and sauna? A perfect way to melt away the day. I went in for Spa/sauna as well! There's a fitness center for those who wish to work out. I don't wish to work out, but it's there if you are the sort. Apparently you can get a Body scrub and Body wrap. I got a massage. I seriously can't remember the last time I was that relaxed. And I have no idea how they got the foot bath so relaxing, but my feet thought it was heavenly.
Cleanliness and Safety: Because Let's Not Get Sick
The whole thing is, if there's one thing I'm looking for at the moment, it's security. Firstly, the staff are all trained to know about Hygiene certification and the staff train in safety protocol! They use Anti-viral cleaning products and there is a daily disinfection in common areas. I also know and I love that there is a doctor/nurse on call, first aid kit, hand sanitizer. I love that they have sanitizing equipment, room sanitization opt-out available, rooms sanitized between stays, safe dining setup, and sanitized kitchen and tableware items. I'm also happy that shared stationery removed and sterilizing equipment. I'm not sure whether to believe the hype but the whole thing is, it is secure!
The Practicalities (and a Few Nice Touches)
Okay, so some of the less-exciting-but-vital stuff:
- Internet: Internet [LAN], Internet services, Wi-Fi in public areas = good stuff.
- Cashless payment service: YES! Makes everything easier.
- Concierge: They know everything. Ask questions.
- Currency exchange: Helpful!
- Daily housekeeping: Bliss.
- Elevator: Very important!
- Ironing service: Essential.
- Luggage storage: Always a plus.
- Safety deposit boxes: Peace of mind.
Things to Do (Beyond Lounging and Eating):
Things to do! Well, of course, there’s a lot more than just the Old Quay House itself! This place is a gateway to Cornwall.
- The beautiful views. It is possible to spend a lot of time looking at the beautiful views.
- Fowey itself: Explore the town! It's lovely.
- The sea: Walk the sea!
- The kids: The Old Quay House does family/child friendly and will always bring some amazing surprises!
- Airport transfer: Always a bonus.
- Car park [free of charge]: Yes.
What Could Be Better (Because Perfection Doesn't Exist):
This place is pretty damn close to perfect, but a few minor niggles:
- Accessibility (Again): I still need to check this, because it is really important!
Final Verdict (and Why You Should Book Now):
The Old Quay House is a sanctuary. It's a place to escape, to recharge, to indulge, and to breathe. Yeah, maybe the "dream getaway" claim is a little hyperbolic, but honestly, this place comes pretty damn close.
Here's My (Unprofessional, But Honest) Offer for You:
Tired of the Grind? Craving an Escape? Book Your Cornish Bliss at the Old Quay House Today!
Here's What You Get:
- Unforgettable Harbour Views: Wake up to the breathtaking beauty of Fowey. (Seriously, it's better than your Instagram feed)
- Luxury Rooms: Cozy, comfy, and beautifully designed. Blackout curtains included (thank you, sweet baby Jesus!)
- Culinary Delights: From Asian breakfasts to sunset cocktails, your taste buds will thank you.
- Spa Serenity: Melt away stress with a massage, plunge in the pool, or sweat it out in the sauna.
- Unbeatable Location: Explore the charming town of Fowey and all the magic Cornwall has to offer.
But Wait, There's More! Book NOW, and you'll receive:
- A complimentary bottle of wine. (Because, why not?)
- Upgrade to a room with a balcony (subject to availability). Because you deserve it.
- Special discount for extended stays. (Linger longer! You won't regret it).
Click here to book your escape and experience the magic of the Old Quay House. Your dream getaway awaits (seriously this time). Don't miss out! You deserve this.
(Side note: I may or may not have already booked my next trip… shhh!)
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Okay, buckle up buttercup, because planning a trip to the Old Quay House Hotel in Fowey? That's just begging for a glorious, messy, and utterly human itinerary. Prepare yourself.
Fowey Fandango: A Whirlwind of Whispers & Wine (and Maybe a Little Regret)
Day 1: Arrival - Expectations vs. Reality (and a Slight Panic)
15:00 - ARRIVAL & Initial Gawk: Okay, so the drive down to Fowey was… a saga. Let's just say my sat-nav has a vindictive streak. Finally, there it is! Old Quay House. And, you know, it's… lovely. Really lovely. Pictures don't lie, for once. The view from the reception, that sparkling harbour? Wow. Took a deep breath, trying to channel "effortless chic". But then I tripped over a cobblestone and almost took out a bewildered Labrador. Already off to a great start.
15:30 - ROOM REVELATIONS (AND THE GREAT TOWEL DRAMA): The room! Oh, the room. It is as chic as it looks in the pictures. Light, airy, those sweeping windows… Honestly, I feel like a character in a Nancy Meyers movie (minus the perfect kitchen and the inevitable handsome love interest). BUT – and it’s a little but – there’s a distinct lack of… fluffy towels. Important Side Note: fluffy towels are a non-negotiable for me. Already considering staging a crisis.
16:00 - TERRACE TERRAIN & PUNCHING ABOVE MY WEIGHT: Sat on the terrace bar, nursing a G&T (definitely needed after the towel drama). And the view, the view! The sailing boats, the pastel houses clinging to the hills… It's breathtaking. I could get used to this. Except, I'm pretty sure the couple next to me are on their honeymoon, and I just spilled my drink. On their stuff. Mortified. They smiled. Charming, the bastards. I'm not sure if I'm jealous or just really thirsty.
17:00 - A STROLL AND THE QUEST FOR SNACKS: Okay, walking around Fowey, it's like stepping into a picturesque postcard. But I am HUNGRY. The adorable, tiny shops – the fudge, the pasties… it's a dangerous game. Decided on a Cornish pasty, went for the classic, what a classic. I think I may have accidentally scoffed it down in about 3 bites. Regret? Yes, it was delicious. But I’m still hungry.
19:00 - DINNER AT THE RESTAURANT – FOWEY'S FINEST (OR SO THEY SAY): Dinner at the hotel’s restaurant, overlooking the harbour. Feeling slightly more composed after a quick shower (and a desperate plea for more towels – which, thankfully, arrived). The food was, as you'd expect, excellent. But I got stuck next to a guy who was talking about yachting for a good hour, and I have no idea about yachting. I just nodded and smiled, occasionally asking if it was “quite the adventure.” Oh god, I am so easily swayed.
21:00 - WINDING DOWN ( OR ATTEMPTING TO): Bed. Bliss. Or so I thought. Turns out the lovely, charming couple are staying in the room next to me. And they're… well, enthusiastically celebrating their honeymoon. Okay, maybe I am jealous. Time to get my earplugs.
Day 2: Adventures, Accidents and Amazingness
08:00 - BREAKFAST - A NEW PROMISE: Breakfast! All the food! A proper full English, I have earned it. I feel more hopeful today, despite last night's noises. The view of the harbour from the breakfast room is a constant source of joy.
09:00 - BOAT TRIP BLISS - AND A BIT OF SEA SICKNESS: The only thing that was missing from Fowey was the boats. The hotel recommended a boat trip, and, hell, I'm in! The fresh air, the sea, the incredible views… It started wonderfully! But then… the sea got a bit choppy. Let's just say my stomach and the Cornish waters weren't great pals. Learned a valuable lesson: pack the travel sickness pills next time.
11:00 - EXPLORING POLRUAN - A DELIGHTFUL DETOUR: After the boat trip, I took a ferry across to Polruan. That village! So quaint, so charming. Wandering through the cobbled streets, I found a tiny little tearoom and had the most amazing cream tea. I swear the clotted cream was practically singing. Seriously, heaven.
13:00 - CHILLING OUT AND CHARTING MY OWN COURSE: Back in Fowey. Back at the Old Quay House. I think I'm just going to find a quiet corner and read a book, watch the boats, and generally soak up the atmosphere. It’s starting to grow on me.
14:00 - THE GREAT ANTIQUE SHOP DISASTER: Okay, so I ventured into an antique shop. I am not good with antiques. Accidentally knocked over a ridiculously fragile-looking porcelain teacup (again), and I almost died of embarrassment. The shop owner? She couldn’t have been sweeter. Bless her. I need to learn to keep my hands to myself, or I will be bankrupt.
15:00 - WINE DOWN & RECOVERY: Needed a glass of wine after THAT. Back to the terrace bar… It's quickly becoming my happy place. Watching the world go by, slowly. I’m starting to feel a kind of mellow settling in.
19:00 - DINNER - A SOLO AFFAIR AND A BIG MISTAKE: Tonight, decided to eat at a pub. A cosy, local pub. Ordered the fish and chips and another pint. And then, I got talking to the bartender and ended up staying for hours. Hours! Ended up making so many acquaintances. One of them was telling me how easy it is to buy a boat. Oh dear…
22:00 - HOMEWARD BOUND (OR TRYING TO BE): Back to the hotel, feeling a little bit tipsy and very chatty. And then, I bumped into the couple. I think they felt sorry for me. They had me in stitches. I’ve fallen in love with Fowey, I’m not sure how much of that is the town and how much is the wine.
Day 3: Departure – Saying Goodbye (Maybe With a Tear or Two)
09:00 - LAST BREAKFAST - A BITTERSWEET BITE: One last glorious breakfast, overlooking the harbour. Feeling a little fragile from last night, but still… It’s so beautiful.
10:00 - A FINAL STROLL AND THE SEARCH FOR SOUVENIRS: Buying a few last-minute souvenirs (a Fowey-shaped fridge magnet, of course). Need to tell myself to come back, but I am starting to worry about my finances.
11:00 - CHECK OUT AND THE GREAT DEPARTURE: Checked out. Said goodbye (tear in my eye, honestly) to the lovely staff. The Old Quay House and Fowey, you’ve been a revelation.
12:00 - THE DRIVE HOME - REFLECTIONS AND RUMINATIONS: Driving away, reflecting on all the mishaps, the laughter, the food, the awkward encounters, and the stunning views. Realized, that despite the bumps, the fumbles, and the occasional bout of seasickness, this trip has been a complete success. I feel… strangely rejuvenated. Perhaps the chaos is the point. Maybe, just maybe, I’ll come back and buy a boat. Just kidding. Probably.
Escape to Fowey's Stunning Old Quay House Hotel: Your Dream Getaway...Maybe? Let's find out!
Okay, spill. Is the Old Quay House *actually* as dreamy as it looks in the pictures?
What's the vibe like? Is it all posh and stuffy? I’m more of a "sand in my shoes" kind of person.
The rooms! Tell me about the rooms! Are they as gorgeous as that balcony I saw online?
Let's talk food. Is the restaurant any good? Because I'm a foodie, and I need to know. Seriously.
Location, location, location! Is it well situated for exploring Fowey?
Is it worth the price tag? Because, let's face it, it's not cheap.
Anything else I should know before I book? Give me the dirt! The real dirt!
Tell me more about the balcony! Obsess over it if you must! Do I need to book a specific room for a great balcony?
