Yellowstone Adventure Starts Here: Red Lodge's Best Hotel!
Dude, Yellowstone Adventure Starts Here: Red Lodge's Best Hotel…Maybe? (A Seriously Honest Review)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to give you the REAL lowdown on "Yellowstone Adventure Starts Here: Red Lodge's Best Hotel!" (and yeah, I'm using that damn SEO title, because hey, gotta play the game). I just got back, and let me tell you, my brain's still buzzing with bison burgers and mountain vistas. And, as always, there's the good, the bad, and the "wait, what?"
First things first: Accessibility. This is crucial for me, since I have a friend who uses a wheelchair. The website claimed "facilities for disabled guests" and I'm happy to report, from what I could see, that they seemed to take it seriously. Elevator? Check. Wide hallways? Check. I didn’t specifically check every single room BUT it was way better than some of the other places I've stayed. Kudos on that.
Cleanliness and Safety: Pandemic Edition
Alright, let's be real. We're living in a germ-filled world. Did "Yellowstone Adventure Starts Here" nail it? Well, they tried. They had hand sanitizer everywhere. Signs plastered all over about sanitizing everything. I overheard a couple of staff members say they were using anti-viral cleaning products, That's good - especially since they had a daily disinfection in common areas.
I was particularly pleased with the room sanitization opt-out available. Honestly, I’d prefer to keep my room how it's set up and not have folks in there, and they honored that. I also noticed they had a First aid kit. That's always nice for a klutz like me.
Rooms – Your Fortress of Solitude (or Not)
Let's talk the rooms. I had a non-smoking room (THANK GOD). Nice. I got the air conditioner (phew – summer in Montana can be brutal). The blackout curtains were a LIFESAVER after a long day of hiking - absolutely perfect!
Now, for the nitpicks. My room had Internet access – wireless (yay!) but honestly… it was sometimes a little spotty. Sometimes. Not a dealbreaker, but if you're relying on a strong connection for work, maybe ask for a room closer to the router. Also, my desk was a bit cramped. I spent too long working from it. I could not get the Ironing facilities working, and I didn't want to bother anyone.
On the plus side, the complimentary tea was a lifesaver in the morning, and the daily housekeeping was efficient and unobtrusive.
Oh! Here's a funny one. The bathrobes were amazing! Plush, comfy… I may or may not have accidentally worn it down to get more coffee.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling Your Adventure
Okay, this is where things got… interesting. They had a bar, which was crucial after a day of exploring. Their coffee shop was good, although could use a little more caffeine. They have Restaurants, which I didn't try, although the Desserts in restaurant looked amazing.
The Breakfast [buffet] looked decent, with Breakfast [buffet] and Buffet in restaurant, but I'm more of a grab-and-go kind of person. I opted for the Breakfast takeaway service a couple of mornings. It was convenient, but I can't stand Individually-wrapped food options – it just isn't right!
Pool with a View (and More Fun Stuff)
The Swimming pool [outdoor] was a delight. Seriously. After a long day of hiking, there's nothing better than taking a dip in a pool with a mountain view. (That is the Pool with view) The Sauna, the Steamroom, and the Spa/sauna, were a nice touch for those who wanted to relax. I missed their Spa, their Massage services (I’ll have to try them next time!).
Things to Do & Ways to Relax:
Aside from the pool and the spa, they offered a bunch of stuff to keep you occupied. A respectable Fitness center was present.
Services and Amenities: The Good, the Questionable, and the "Huh?"
The concierge was super helpful with recommendations, and I loved the Contactless check-in/out. Easy peasy. They had a gift/souvenir shop which I always appreciated.
They also had the basics like laundry service, and dry cleaning. They had an elevator so you could rest those legs.
The Fine Print: Things You Might Want to Know
- Is it pet-friendly? Nope. (Sorry, Fido.)
- Is there a doctor/nurse on call? I didn't need one, but the website said yes.
- What about extra events? They mentioned Audio-visual equipment for special events, Indoor venue for special events and Outdoor venue for special events. They may even host Seminars (who knows!).
The Bottom Line: Should You Stay Here?
Okay, so is "Yellowstone Adventure Starts Here" perfect? No. Is it a solid, generally well-run hotel with some serious perks? Absolutely. The convenient location, genuinely friendly staff, and all those Things to do, ways to relax make it a great basecamp for your Yellowstone adventures.
It’s not super-fancy, but it's comfortable, clean, and they pay attention to the details (except maybe the spotty Wi-Fi). I'd definitely stay there again, and I can wholeheartedly recommend it – as long as you can bear with the occasional little hiccup.
Poplar Bluff Getaway: Comfort Inn North's Unbeatable Deals!Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this ain't your sanitized, perfectly-arranged travel brochure. We're going to Red Lodge, Montana, baby! And we're doing it… well, let's just say we're doing it us. This is my itinerary for the whole shebang, warts and all, nestled right in the comfy confines of the Quality Inn Red Lodge Gateway To Yellowstone (bless their little motel hearts).
Day 1: Arrival! (And the Quest for the Perfect Motel Coffee)
- 4:00 PM - Arrival & Check-in. (The Great Luggage Debacle of '24): I mean, Red Lodge! Finally. We survived the drive, which involved a minor existential crisis when the GPS told me to take a dirt road (nope). Checked into the Quality Inn. Room? Decent. Clean enough. Bathroom? Functional, which is all I really need at this point.
- Anecdote: Unpacking was a disaster. I swear, my suitcase magically vomited all its contents onto the floor. Clothes everywhere. The sheer panic in my husband's eyes as he surveyed the scene… gold.
- 4:30 PM - The Coffee Crisis: This is the real test of any motel. The coffee. I'm talking about the motel brew, not my perfect coffee. Armed with the flimsy, disposable hotel cup, I braced myself. Let’s just say… it had the essence of coffee. I tried, I really did. I even added all the little fixings (sweetener! creamer!). Sadly, it tasted like disappointment in a styrofoam cup. So, Plan B: Locate a decent coffee shop ASAP.
- 5:00 PM - Coffee Rescue & Red Lodge Reconnaissance: Found a charming little coffee shop downtown. Okay, they had REAL coffee but also some crazy interesting pastries. My husband had a "bear claw." It looked like a bear claw that was a bear. I had a latte and a pastry. Heaven. It was a good thing. I was going to need a lot of coffee.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner at the Red Lodge Brewing Company: Heard great things. The reviews said, burgers and beer. Sold! The place has a lovely atmosphere, and that's exactly why I didn't take a picture. It was a good burger and a cold beer, and a good night.
Day 2: The Beartooth Highway and the Existential Beauty of Mountains
- 8:00 AM - Breakfast and the Bitter Reality of Motel Breakfast: Well, after the coffee disaster, I wasn't getting my hopes up. Motel breakfast usually feels like a crime against humanity, but here we were. Cereal, toast, and the questionable "sausage patties." My husband bravely tackled a waffle. Me? I stuck with the fruit (mostly). But I wasn't going to starve.
- 9:00 AM - The Beartooth Highway - Part 1: The Jaw-Dropping Act. Okay, the Beartooth Highway. It's the main reason we came! I read about it online. I watched videos. Nothing prepared me for that first hairpin turn. The views… the sheer, breathtaking scale of everything… I actually teared up. Like, full-on, emotional mess. This place… it does something to you. It makes you feel small and insignificant (in a good way).
- Quirky Observation: The sign said "100 Hairpin Turns." Well, the sign understated it. My fear of heights was tested more than once, but the views!
- 11:00 AM - The Beartooth Highway - Part 2: Photo Op Frenzy and Altitude Woes: Pulled over at a scenic overlook. The air was thin. My head felt like a balloon about to pop. But the photos! Worth it. Spent way too long snapping pictures (and trying to avoid the edge of the cliff). My husband made me laugh.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch in Cooke City/Silver Gate: Tiny town on the edge of Yellowstone. Had a shockingly good sandwich at a little deli. Felt like cowboys.
- 3:00 PM - The Descent & the "Almost Barf" Moment: Let's just say, the drive down was… interesting. My stomach does NOT handle hairpin turns well. There may have been a near-miss, emergency-stop-the-car-and-vomit situation, but we rallied. We made it. Victory!
- 5:00 PM - Back to Red Lodge. Dinner at a Place I Can't Remember the Name Of: It was good. I can't remember what I had. I may have been too overwhelmed by the day to take notes.
- 7:00 PM - The Great Bear Encounter (Imagined): We watched a cheesy movie about bears and then talked about bears.
Day 3: Yellowstone – The Big Day! (Or: The Day I Became a (Somewhat) Knowledgeable Tourist)
- 6:00 AM - Wake-Up Call: Gotta Get to Yellowstone!: Up before dawn (thanks, jet lag!). I wanted to be there before the crowds. This was a mission. We packed snacks, water, and a healthy dose of anticipation.
- 7:30 AM - Breakfast (Again!) and Packing: Same breakfast and coffee. We gathered up our courage and prepared for Yellowstone.
- 8:30 AM - Yellowstone: The Grand Prismatic Spring: Oh, the spring! The colors! The sulfur smell that makes you question your life choices! I was prepared to say, "This is amazing!"
- Emotional Reaction: I was overwhelmed. The sheer beauty, the weirdness.
- 12:30 PM - Yellowstone: Old Faithful. Classic. We waited. We oohed and aahed. It was hot.
- 2:00 PM - Yellowstone: Bison-Jam Traffic & That Close Call with the Bison. I am not kidding, we were like, right there with the bison.
- Messy Rambling: This is it. The bison are, like, giant majestic cows.
- 4:00 PM - Drive Back to Red Lodge (Tired, Sunburned, and Blissfully Exhausted).
- 7:00 PM - Dinner and a Relaxing Evening.
Day 4: The Last Day (and the Dread of Packing)
- 8:00 AM - Breakfast (Final Verdict on Motel Breakfast): Okay, by day four, I was used to the motel coffee. I was ready to face the day, plus the final, desperate breakfast.
- 9:00 AM - Last-Minute Souvenir Shopping and a Stroll Through Downtown Red Lodge: Time to snag those essential souvenirs (t-shirts, postcards, etc.). Red Lodge is a cute town. I'll miss it.
- 10:00 AM - Packing: The Great Unpack & Repack: The dreaded chore. How did I accumulate so much stuff in four days?
- Opinionated Language: Why do I always overpack? I really don't know.
- 11:00 AM - Final Coffee Run: Gotta make this count. Said goodbye to my favorite coffee shop, and bought a bag of beans.
- 12:00 Noon - Goodbye to the Quality Inn and Red Lodge: Check out. Wave goodbye.
- 1:00 PM - Drive Back Home, Full of Memories and a Slight Coffee Addiction: See ya, Red Lodge! Postscript: This trip? Messy, imperfect, and absolutely fantastic. It was just what I needed. And hey, the Quality Inn? It was… fine. And it got me to the good stuff. The mountains, the coffee, and the memories… priceless. Now to recover from my travels…