Troy Inn & Suites: Your Dreamy Michigan Escape Awaits!
Troy Inn & Suites: My Michigan Mishap (Turned Masterpiece!) - A Review (and Confession)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I’m about to spill the beans on my recent stay at the Troy Inn & Suites. You see that headline, "Your Dreamy Michigan Escape Awaits!"? Well, let's just say my experience started less "dreamy" and more "slightly panicked, desperately needing a coffee." But hey, that's life, right? And Troy Inn & Suites, bless its heart, mostly pulled through.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag (But Mostly Good News!)
First things first, let's talk accessibility. This is HUGE for me, and I was genuinely impressed. They have Facilities for disabled guests, which is a fantastic start. The Elevator was a lifesaver because I was on the 7th floor (which, side note, the High floor view was gorgeous once I finally made it up there!). I didn't personally need a Wheelchair accessible room, but I did spot some and they looked well-equipped. They do seem to be committed to making it accessible for everyone. Now, a small hiccup: the entrance wasn't perfectly ramps-and-rails friendly, so that’s something to bear in mind.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe in a COVID World
Alright, let’s be real: I was nervous. COVID-19 is still looming, and I was really looking for reassurance. Troy Inn & Suites had a ton of protocols in place. They're clearly taking this seriously and go above and beyond, which is great. They use Anti-viral cleaning products, offer Hand sanitizer throughout, and have Staff trained in safety protocol. The Rooms sanitized between stays gave me peace of mind (I’m talking deep breaths, people!). They even had Room sanitization opt-out available, which I thought was a nice touch if you're feeling extra cautious. They also had a Daily disinfection in common areas which was nice.
I'm no expert, but there seem to be plenty of fire alarms!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the Adventure (and Fixing Mistakes!)
Okay, this is where things get… interesting. The website touted a Breakfast [buffet]. Now, I love a buffet, but with COVID, I was cautiously optimistic. Thankfully, while the buffet was available, it was mostly a buffet of things prepared Individually-wrapped food options. This was both reassuring and also slightly sad, watching other people grab their food and not knowing whether I should. I had to remind myself, it’s COVID, not a food fight. I was able to grab a Breakfast takeaway service and then just get back to the room.
The Coffee/tea in restaurant was a life-saver that first morning. I think I may have needed a caffeine boost as I was getting over jet lag. They also feature multiple Restaurants and a Poolside bar. I did manage to grab a Snack bar one afternoon.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
Honestly, Troy Inn & Suites really tries. They had a Concierge, which I didn't use, but it was there! They provided Daily housekeeping. The Elevator. The Car park [free of charge]. I just wanted a quiet place to sleep after the big drive and I was very thankful for everything. They even had Cash withdrawal, which I forgot about.
For the Kids: Sounds Good
I don't have kids, but Troy Inn & Suites offered stuff like Babysitting service and Kids meal, so I'm sure they were friendly.
Getting Around: Smooth Sailing
The Car park [free of charge] was a godsend. Parking in some cities is just brutal. And if you’re flying in, the Airport transfer is available!
Available in All Rooms: The Room Itself - My Sanctuary!
Okay, let's talk about MY ROOM! This is where the "dreamy" part started to kick in. As mentioned earlier, it was a Non-smoking room, which I appreciate. They had Air conditioning which was glorious because the Michigan weather can be a bit unpredictable. I'm talking sunshine one minute, monsoon the next! My room was very clean. Plus, there was Free Wi-Fi (which I needed to keep in touch with people).
The Seating area was great for relaxing, as was the Desk if you were planning to work. Not me - I was on vacation. Also, I did love the Blackout curtains. They are just a necessity for me. The Mini bar was a nice touch.
My Accidental Spa Day (Totally Worth It!)
Okay, so this is the part where the dreaminess truly happened! I stumbled into the Spa, because, well, who wouldn't? They had a Sauna, a Steamroom, and a Massage. I wasn't expecting this. I got a massage (I'm not even going to get into it, just trust me! Yes.), and it was pure bliss. The Body wrap was an unexpected treat. They also had a Swimming pool, and Pool with view. These are things that make a hotel stay memorable.
My Verdict (And Why You Should Consider It):
Look, Troy Inn & Suites isn't a perfect resort. But it’s a solid, well-equipped hotel with a genuine desire to make your stay enjoyable. They care about safety, offer a variety of services, and the little luxuries, and, for me, that’s what matters. It's the kind of place where you can relax, recharge, and (hopefully!) avoid all the little mishaps that made my trip so memorable… in the best possible way.
My Emotional Reaction:
Initial reaction: Slightly stressed/uncomfortable. Later after the spa: 10/10 (Would recommend!) Final reaction: Feeling relaxed, renewed, and ready to come back and enjoy it all over again!
Here's My Persuasive Offer for Troy Inn & Suites (Based on Everything I Learned!):
Tired of the Ordinary? Escape to Extraordinary at Troy Inn & Suites!
Are you craving a getaway where relaxation meets adventure? Look no further than Troy Inn & Suites, your gateway to a dreamy Michigan experience. Here's why you NEED to book your stay:
- Unwind in Style: Pamper yourself with a rejuvenating spa day. Indulge in a massage, sweat away your stresses in the sauna and steamroom, and soak in the stunning pool views.
- Safety First, Fun Always: We're committed to your well-being! Enjoy peace of mind with our enhanced safety protocols, including anti-viral cleaning products, room sanitization, and staff trained in all safety protocols.
- Convenience at Your Fingertips: From free Wi-Fi and delicious dining options to a free car park and convenient services, we've got everything you need for a seamless and stress-free stay.
- Your Perfect Home Away From Home: Rest easy in our comfortable and well-appointed rooms, featuring modern amenities, blackout curtains, and all the essentials you need to relax and recharge.
- Michigan Adventures Await: Explore the best of Michigan from our convenient location. Discover local attractions, experience the vibrant culture, and create memories that will last a lifetime.
Book Your Dream Escape Today!
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Okay, buckle up, buttercup, because this isn't your grandma's perfectly polished travel itinerary. This is more like… well, my attempt at surviving three days in Troy, Michigan, courtesy of the lovely, yet slightly beige (sorry, IHG!) Troy Inn and Suites. Let's see if I come out sane.
Troy Inn & Suites by IHG: The Quest for Non-Boring-ness (and Maybe Some Decent Coffee)
Day 1: Arrival and a Desperate Plea for Entertainment
- 2:00 PM: Arrive at Detroit Metro Airport (DTW). Hmmm… feeling the airport vibes already. The sheer SCALE of this place is intimidating. Reminds me of a giant, slightly depressing IKEA. Okay, taxi time!
- Anecdote: Quick taxi ride. The driver? Bless his heart, he asked me about my purpose in Troy with a slightly confused expression. I said, "Trying to not be bored out of my gourd!" I think he might have quietly prayed for me. Troy, here I come!
- 3:00 PM: *Check-in at the Troy Inn & Suites. Okay, first impressions… clean. Decent. Utterly devoid of personality. The lobby is the color of… well, it’s the color of beige. I swear, I saw a tumbleweed of dust roll across the floor. Almost. The front desk person was nice though. That's a plus. *
- Quirky Observation: The hallways smell faintly of chlorine and… hope? I am not sure the hope is doing the smell any better.
- 3:30 PM: *Room inspection. Standard. Two queen beds. A painting of… uh… *something* on the wall. I'm pretty sure the artwork is meant to represent abstract expressionism but it seems to be more like depressing expressionism. Time to open my laptop and see if I can get some wifi signal and also, escape from beige.*
- 4:00 PM: Lunch Time! Must… find… sustenance. Checked the area outside. A sea of strip malls. My heart sank a little. Decided on Applebee's. (I know, I KNOW. Don't judge me. It was the first thing I saw.)
- Emotional Reaction: The Applebee's was… fine. The wait staff was super friendly, like overly friendly. Are people in Troy just that nice? Or are they trying to compensate for the lack of excitement? I'm suspicious. And also, craving a decent craft beer.
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Exploring. Tried to find something worth my time.
- 8:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Ordered some takeout. Pizza. Because… pizza. And Netflix on the tiny TV.
- Messy Structure/Rambles: Okay, so the pizza was… adequate. Netflix on the tiny TV? Sigh. I really need to upgrade my subscription. Is there even an upgrade to the basic level? I spent way too much time debating what to watch. Ended up picking some lame show from 2016. Don't judge. It was late, I was tired, and the beige was starting to get to me. Oh, and the pillows? Flat. Like, really flat. Might have to ask for extra on Day 2.
Day 2: The Quest for Culture (and Coffee!)
- 7:00 AM: *Wake up. The first hurdle: the coffee in the room. *Gah*. It's… *instant. I've had better coffee from a gas station. I'm going to need to find a REAL coffee shop. Like, immediately. And also, extra pillows!
- Opinionated Language: This coffee is an insult to java! It's like the hotel is trying to ruin my morning. Trying!
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast time. The "free" breakfast at the hotel. Another hurdle…
- Messy Structure/Rambles: The breakfast was edible, I guess. They had the usual suspects: waffles (made me slightly suicidal, I will admit! ), scrambled eggs (questionable origin), and some sad-looking fruit salad. The coffee, of course, was still an abomination. I might have to smuggle in my own beans. And a French press. And maybe a small espresso machine.
- Emotional Reaction: Seriously, IHG? The lack of good coffee is a personal affront!
- 8:30 AM: Called the front desk to get extra pillows.
- Opinionated Language: Those pillows were way too flat, I can't even!
- 9:00 AM: Decision time: Culture Day! Okay, Google, what does Troy, Michigan have to offer besides strip malls and bland hotels?
- Quirky Observation: Turns out Troy does have some things. The Troy Historical Museum. The Somerset Collection (a fancy mall). Hmm… let's start with the museum.
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Troy Historical Museum. Actually… surprisingly interesting! Learned a bit about the area's history. There's a surprisingly vibrant past in this town.
- Stronger Emotional Reactions: Okay, WOW. The museum was actually really good. I was expecting a dusty collection of farm implements, but it was well-curated, informative, and even a little… moving. I actually started feeling… I don't know… hopeful about Troy. Maybe it wasn't just beige after all!
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. Found a cafe near the museum.
- Opinionated Language: The café was super duper overpriced but at least the food was decent.
- 1:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Somerset Collection. Oh, the Somerset Collection. A palace of consumerism. Shiny and extravagant. I've never seen so many designer handbags in one place. And… the people-watching was fantastic.
- Doubling Down on a Single Experience: Okay, the Somerset Collection. Let's dive in. It was… overwhelming. I'm not a big shopper, but it was fascinating to see this monument to excess. The sheer glitz and glamour… it was almost a performance art piece in itself. The people. The outfits. The perfectly coiffed hair. It was like being dropped into a different world. I almost bought a ridiculously expensive scarf. Almost. Then I remembered I'm supposed to be saving money. So, I took this opportunity to people-watch. There was an incredibly dramatic woman trying on shoes. A small child got a little too rowdy around some display and his mother shushed him. It was glorious. The atmosphere was intoxicating. I found myself just wandering around, occasionally clutching my wallet for dear life, and laughing at the sheer… audacity of it all.
- 4:00 PM: Coffee! Finally, found an independent coffee shop. Heaven.
- Stronger Emotional Reactions: FINALLY. A decent cup of coffee. Seriously, I almost wept with joy. (Okay, maybe I did.) It was warm, rich, and dark. My soul felt cleansed. And they have pastries!
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. Tried a local restaurant. Meh.
- 8:00 PM: Back to the hotel. More Netflix. More flat pillows. (Even with the extra ones!) Contemplating the meaning of life.
- Messy Structure/Rambles: The restaurant was fine. The food wasn't bad, but nothing to write home about. I feel like I'm in some kind of time loop. Wake up, fight with the coffee, search for entertainment, eat average food, go back to the hotel, repeat.
Day 3: The Great Escape (And Maybe a Souvenir?)
7:00 AM: Coffee…ugh.
- Stronger Emotional Reactions: Still bad. I am so done with this coffee.
7:30 AM: Managed to smuggle pastries from the night before.
8:00 AM: Breakfast. The same again.
9:00 AM: One last attempt to find something cool to do
10:00 AM: Checked out of the hotel. Took a deep breath of non-chlorine-scented air.
11:00 AM: Back to the airport. The ending of a grand adventure.
Anecdote: The journey back
Troy Inn & Suites: Your Dreamy Michigan Escape (Or Maybe Not... Let's See!) - FAQ!
Okay, so, what *actually* is Troy Inn & Suites like? Is it... dreamy?
Alright, let's be real. "Dreamy" is a *strong* word. I mean, it's a hotel. Not a fairytale castle. Having said that, Troy Inn & Suites? It's... decent. Think: comfortable, but not necessarily Instagram-worthy. The rooms are generally clean, which is a HUGE win in my book. (I've stayed in places where you'd need a hazmat suit, let me tell you!) They have a decent continental breakfast, enough to fuel a quick morning, and a friendly staff. I actually *liked* the microwave in my room during the epic blizzard of '23! Saved me from starvation, it did. It's more of a functional-meets-friendly type of place. Don't expect a spa, but do expect a solid night's sleep. Mostly.
What are the rooms like? And, honestly, are they *noisy*?
Rooms? Pretty standard. Queen beds, maybe a mini-fridge (lifesaver!), a TV... the usual suspects. Now, the *noise*... UGH. Look, it depends. If you're lucky, and you get a room on the back, maybe with a view of... I don't even know what, I'm not sure I ever actually looked out the back window! But if you’re near the ice machine (a constant hum...) or, God forbid, *right* next to the elevator (that's a whole other level of torture!), then you might get a little... 'enhanced ambient sound'. If you need absolute silence, pack some earplugs. You've been warned. I forgot my earplugs once. ONCE. Never again. It was a symphony of slamming doors and children running in the hallways, and I was desperately trying to sleep before a big presentation. Not ideal.
Tell me about the location! Is it convenient?
Location-wise? Pretty good, actually! Troy is a pretty bustling area. You're close to shops, restaurants (lots of them!), and easy access to the highway. Driving around Troy, in the height of rush hour? That's another story. Might want to pack an extra sandwich. But, yeah, generally, it's convenient. If you're visiting family in the area, or have appointments in Troy, it's a solid choice. Don't expect a scenic view, though. Mostly strip malls. But hey, at least there's a Starbucks nearby for that caffeine fix! Speaking of which, I REALLY wish they'd make the Starbucks *inside* the hotel. A girl can dream...
The breakfast! Is it worth getting up for? Spill the beans!
Look, the breakfast is... free. Let's start there. Free is good. It's your standard continental fare: waffles, bagels, cereal, some sad-looking fruit. Don't get your hopes up for gourmet. The waffle maker is always a bit of a gamble, I swear those things have a mind of their own. Sometimes you get golden-brown perfection, other times you get something resembling a hockey puck. The coffee is... okay. You won't write home about it, but it'll jolt you awake. My advice? Grab a waffle (if you dare) and load it up with the butter, it's the best way to start your day. And fill up on those little individual yogurts. Always a safe bet!
Are there any amenities (like, a pool or a gym)?
Okay, so, the amenity situation... It varies. There used to be! But, sometimes they are closed for maintenance, which... let's just say I've been disappointed more than once on a freezing cold day! Check directly with the hotel as it will depend on what season, and whether it's actually open. I've heard rumors of a small gym. I haven't personally investigated. I’m more of a "Netflix and snacks in bed" kind of vacationer, myself. Don't expect a resort experience, but if you're just looking for a place to crash and be sort-of-comfy, it's usually fine.
What's the parking situation like? Is it a battleground?
Parking? Generally not a problem. There's usually enough space, but if you're arriving late, or when a big event is going on in the area, it might get a bit tight. Avoid parking too close to the entrance if you're wanting to avoid early-morning car alarms (it always seems to happen!). I once made the mistake of parking in a spot that some delivery trucks used. Let's just say I wasn't exactly thrilled to be blocked in at 7 am. So, yeah, pay attention to where you're parking, and you should be golden.
Okay, real talk. What was your *worst* experience at Troy Inn & Suites? Let's hear it!
Oh, boy. Where do I begin? Okay, there was this *one* time... I'd had a TERRIBLE day. A flight delay, a lost suitcase, the works. Finally, FINALLY, I arrived at the hotel, exhausted. I just wanted to crawl into bed and disappear. I get to my room, and there's a symphony of construction. Not just a little hammering, I'm talking full-blown jackhammering, right outside my window. I called the front desk, practically weeping, and they were, bless their hearts, incredibly apologetic, but the noise? It was impossible to sleep. They offered me another room, but by then, I was pretty much a zombie. It was the worst. I sat there for hours after that, staring out the window at the construction crew, wondering what it would be like to work for a professional team. Eventually, they moved the work, and it was peaceful. They gave me a discount, which was nice, but the damage was done. I'll never forget that day. NEVER.
So, would you recommend Troy Inn & Suites? Be honest!
Look, it's not the Ritz-Carlton. And it's certainly not a place you book for a romantic getaway. But for a practical, reasonably priced stay in Troy? Sure. If you manage your expectations, pack earplugs, and pray for smooth sailing (and no construction!), then Troy Inn & Suites is a decent option. I’d go back. And I probably will. It's comfortable, it's convenient, and, hey, sometimes you just need a place to lay your weary head. Just... maybe call ahead and ask about any potential jackhammering. Just a thought.
