Kelowna's BEST Kept Secret: Hillcrest Farm Market B&B!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to spill the metaphorical Kelowna tea on Hillcrest Farm Market B&B – Kelowna’s BEST Kept Secret, and honestly? It’s a secret I’m itching to share, even if it means the place will be swamped with people after I'm done. This isn't your polished, corporate review. This is real talk. And let me tell you, Hillcrest is… well, it's a whole vibe.
First off, the obvious: Accessibility. Now, I'm not in a wheelchair, but I DO appreciate when a place considers folks who are. They're trying, and that's already miles ahead. I saw mentions of facilities for disabled guests, which is promising. The elevator being there is a huge plus. So, kudos for thinking about it, Hillcrest! I'd need a first-hand account from someone who actually requires this level of detail to be totally sure, but the hints are good.
Okay, let's get to the good stuff: Things to do, ways to relax. Holy moly, this is where Hillcrest shines. Forget your cookie-cutter hotel gyms. They boast a full-blown Fitness center and, get this, a pool with a view. (Picture this: you, a cocktail, the Okanagan Valley stretched before you… yeah.) The Spa is apparently legit, offering everything from a Body scrub and Body wrap to a Sauna, Steamroom, and a full menu of Massage options. They even have a Foot bath. A foot bath! My feet are already thanking them. Honestly, folks, if you're looking for some serious chill time, this is your spot. It’s not just a hotel; it's a mini-retreat.
My personal experience took a sharp turn towards "I'm never leaving" territory the moment I hit the poolside bar. Seriously. Poolside bar. You know, for my research, I had to try the local Okanagan wine selection – all expertly suggested by the friendly bartender. I could have easily spent the entire afternoon poolside, soaking up the sun and the views. The only thing missing was a personal masseuse on standby. Maybe next time… And the pool area? Let me paint you a picture: not only is the **Swimming pool [outdoor] gorgeous, but there's that view! Seriously, I could go on about the view. It’s the kind of place where you're pretty happy just being alive. (And, let's be honest, maybe taking a few selfies.)
Cleanliness and safety? Okay, so, this is where things get… reassuring. In the post-pandemic world, we all want to know if we're going to catch something. Hillcrest Farm Market B&B goes above and beyond. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Room sanitization between stays are music to the ears, I can attest to this because I’m a germaphobe, and it’s a relief. They're even using Professional-grade sanitizing services! They are offering Individually-wrapped food options (thank you, because who wants to share a bagel, even if you are besties?) The staff are trained in safety protocol, which is just the cherry on top because safety first.
Dining, drinking, and snacking. This is where Hillcrest really cranks up the charm. Forget bland hotel breakfasts. They boast a Breakfast [buffet] and A la carte in restaurant options. Imagine a lazy morning with a Western breakfast and coffee (or tea! They have Coffee/tea in restaurant!), or a more international option like Asian breakfast. Apparently they have Asian cuisine in restaurant, which is a great plus! And let's not forget the Poolside bar (did I mention the poolside bar?) The whole place seems to cater to food and drink lovers. They also have a Coffee shop and Snack bar in place. This place even got a Restaurant and a Vegetarian restaurant. My mouth is watering. They also offer room service [24-hour], in case you want a midnight snack, if you are lazy. And a Happy hour? Yes, please!
Okay, okay, I need to mention the Room service [24-hour] again. This isn't just a perk; it's a lifesaver when you want to binge-watch movies in bed (which, by the way, you can as they have On-demand movies).
Services and conveniences. Now, Hillcrest is loaded with helpful extras. They have a Concierge, Daily housekeeping, Laundry service, and even Dry cleaning (because let's face it, some of us travel fancy). There's also Luggage storage and Safety deposit boxes, which are always reassuring. Basically, they've thought of everything to make your stay as friction-free as possible. Having a Car park [free of charge] is a bonus!
For the kids… This is tricky for me, because I don’t have any kids, but they do offer Babysitting service, and have a Family/child friendly vibe.
Available in all rooms. This is the nitty-gritty, the lifeblood of your comfort. Free Wi-Fi [free] is a must-have, naturally. Air conditioning? Check. A Coffee/tea maker? Double-check. Bathtub? YES. A comfortable bed? Well, I'm assuming so, and I'm hoping because everything else has been so good! There’s a Refrigerator, Mini bar, In-room safe box, and Hair dryer. Honestly, all the basics are covered.
And yes, they have all the standard features like Air conditioning in public area, CCTV in common areas, and much more, like Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Non-smoking rooms, Pets allowed unavailablePets allowed, Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms, and much more.
Getting around: The fact they offer Airport transfer and Taxi service is a lifesaver if you don't want to rent a car.
The Verdict?
Okay, so, about those imperfections I promised. Maybe the décor isn't the most modern. Maybe the service can be slightly… folksy (in a good way!). But honestly? That's part of the charm. Hillcrest Farm Market B&B is a genuine, slightly quirky, and incredibly relaxing place. It's got that perfect blend of luxury and laid-back vibes.
The Offer!
(Get Ready to Book – Seriously, Do It Now)
Tired of the same old, boring hotel stays? Craving a Kelowna escape that's equal parts relaxation, stunning views, and delicious food?
Here's the deal: Book your stay at Hillcrest Farm Market B&B within the next [Insert Timeframe - e.g., two weeks] and get:
- [Insert Special Offer, e.g., 15% off your stay!] This is a steal!
- [Insert Additional Perk, e.g., Complimentary bottle of Okanagan wine upon arrival!] Kickstart your relaxation!
- [Insert Another Incentive, e.g., Upgrade to the pool-view room (if availability allows)]! More views, more fun!
Why Hillcrest? Because you deserve it! It's more than just a B&B; it's an experience. From the moment you check-in until the second you tear yourself away, you'll be treated to genuine hospitality, breathtaking scenery, and a whole lotta "ahh…"
Don't delay! Hillcrest Farm Market B&B is Kelowna's best-kept secret, and it's not going to stay a secret for long. [Link to Booking Page] Book your escape today and get ready to unwind! Trust me, you'll thank me later. You might even find yourself never wanting to leave!
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your average, sterile travel itinerary. This is… well, this is my shot at surviving a weekend at Hillcrest Farm Market B&B in Kelowna, BC. And trust me, after the week I'm having, I need this. Prepare for chaos, questionable decisions, and maybe a few tears. Let's do this.
Hillcrest Farm Market B&B: Operation Get Away From It All (Or At Least, Be Pretend Comfortable For A While)
Friday: Arrival & Mild Disappointment (Followed By Unexpected Deliciousness)
- 3:00 PM: ARRIVE. (Hopefully.) The gods of travel, bless their judgmental little hearts, have decreed a delayed flight. So, instead of landing with a breezy "Hello, Okanagan!" I'm probably going to stumble out of YYC (Calgary) looking like a rumpled, caffeine-deprived monster. Pray for me.
- Anecdote:* Last time I flew? I forgot my toothbrush. My face felt like a desert for three days. NEVER AGAIN.*
- 4:30 PM: Check-in (If I Make It). Praying I get that room with the view. Apparently, the B&B is surrounded by apple orchards. I could use a good dose of nature – and maybe a stolen apple or two. (Don't tell anyone.)
- 5:00 PM: Unpack & Assess the Damage. Okay, let's be honest. The "unpacking" is going to involve flinging my suitcase open like a crime scene, rooting around for a decent pair of pants, and praying the bedsheets aren’t scratchy. I'm a princess, okay? Accept it.
- 6:00 PM: "Welcome Reception" (or Whatever They Call It). This is where I figure out if the other guests are going to be chatty, annoying, or blissfully silent. I'm secretly hoping for the silent type. Preferably knitting silently in the corner.
- Quirky Observation: The B&B website said "farm fresh food." I'm imagining fresh-baked pies. Actually, I demand fresh-baked pies. My emotional state hinges on pie.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at… somewhere. The B&B is supposed to have recommendations. Pray they're not all the same "fine dining" places. I'm craving something casual, something with, you know, flavor.
- Opinionated Rant: Why is "farm-to-table" the new buzzword but often translates to "tiny portions and prices that make me weep"?
- 8:30 PM: Unwind, Sip, and Reflect (or Stare Blankly at the Ceiling). Hopefully, the wine selection lives up to the Okanagan hype. If not, I'll just… sigh dramatically. Maybe journal a bit. Pretend to be enlightened. Stare out the window and hope I see an owl.
- Emotional Reaction: I desperately need this evening to be quiet and peaceful. My soul feels like a cheap, crumpled paper bag.
Saturday: Farm Fresh, Maybe Some Wine, and the Unbearable Lightness of Being (Sort Of)
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast! The Moment of Truth. Praying for fluffy pancakes, crispy bacon, and coffee that’s strong enough to wake the dead (or at least, me).
- Minor Category: Food Expectations. I'm a breakfast person, and a picky one. This could make or break the whole experience. If there's a continental breakfast type, i'm pretty sure I'll crumble.
- 9:00 AM: Market Exploration. This is where I get to fully embrace the "farm market" part of the B&B. I'm hoping for fresh produce, local crafts, and maybe some ridiculously charming goats.
- Anecdote: I once tried to milk a goat. Let's just say it didn't end well.
- 10:30 AM: Apple Picking (If They Do That). This is what I'm most excited about. Imagine, fresh apples, fresh air, and the potential for a perfect Instagram picture! I'm ready to embrace my most basic self. Also, apple pie.
- 12:00 PM: Picnic Lunch at… somewhere scenic. I'm planning to pack one up with the fruit from the Apple picking time, and a whole lot of cheese. Strong emotional reaction: I'm a sucker for a good picnic.
- 1:30 PM: Wine Tasting Tour! (Finally!) This is the big one. Okanagan wineries are supposed to be amazing. Praying I don't make a complete fool of myself.
- Messy Rambling: I'm not a wine expert. I just know what I like. And what I like is… pretty much all of it. Especially Riesling. I might overdo it here. Just a hunch.
- 4:00 PM: Winery Shenanigans! (Repeat.) The plan? Hit another winery, and try to savor the experience. Enjoy great wine and food. Perhaps buy a bottle of wine with the intention of sipping it on the patio to wind down.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner - Back to Farm Fresh. Hopefully, the dinner is really good. If not… well, I'll make do.
- 8:30 PM: Stargazing, or Just Staring at the Ceiling (Part Two). Hoping the sky cooperates. If not, more staring. More sighing. The cycle continues.
Sunday: Departure & Mild Despair (Followed By The Promise of Real Life)
- 8:00 AM: Sad Brekfast. The last breakfast. The final bacon. The end of easy living. The end of my pie dreams.
- 9:00 AM: Last-Minute Market Shopping (If I Can). Grabbing some treats to bring home. Maybe some jam. Possibly an unnecessary amount of goat cheese.
- Opinionated Language: Okay, I'm probably going to need a suitcase dedicated to Okanagan goodies. And that's fine by me.
- 10:00 AM: Check Out. Reality Beckons. Ugh. Back to emails, responsibilities, and the general grind of life.
- Emotional Reaction: I'm already mourning the tranquility. This is going to be rough.
- 12:00 PM: Airport. Goodbye, Peace. Hello, Civilization. Sigh.
- 2:00 PM: Flight (Hopefully).
This itinerary is a suggestion. I'll let you know how it goes. Wish me luck. I have a feeling I'm going to need it. And maybe a whole bottle of wine. Or two. Don't judge. I'm just trying to survive.
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Hillcrest Farm Market B&B: Kelowna's "Best Kept Secret" - Ugh, Seriously? Let's Unpack This...
Okay, "Best Kept Secret." Is it *actually* a secret? And is it any good?
Haha, “secret.” Let’s be real, probably not. Everything’s on Instagram these days. But the *vibe*? Yeah, it’s got that. Like, you’re not just another tourist. You’re someone who *gets it.* And good? Oh, honey, that's the million-dollar question. I went in absolutely *expecting* some twee, forced-charm experience. You know, the kind where everyone's preternaturally polite and everything's perfect. Nope. THANK GOD. It’s real life. The breakfasts? OMFG, you’ll be talking about those for weeks.
What's the deal with the farm market part? Is it just... produce? Cause I've seen produce.
Okay, okay, hold up. You think it's *just* produce? Oh, sweet summer child. Yes, there's produce. Gorgeous, vibrant, probably-picked-this-morning produce! But it's SO MUCH MORE. There were artisan cheeses, homemade jams (the peach one? GET IT.), freshly baked bread that smelled like heaven, and the most ridiculously charming little flower bouquets. I even saw a basket of...wait for it...freshly laid eggs. I practically lost my mind! It's like Etsy, but real life and smells AMAZING.
Tell me EVERYTHING about a Hillcrest Farm Market B & B breakfast. Don't hold back.
Alright, so here's the deal. Let's put it this way: I *dream* about that breakfast. One morning they served a frittata loaded with locally sourced vegetables, and it was so good, I nearly wept. Then there was the homemade granola with fresh berries and yogurt… the *texture* was divine. The coffee? Strong enough to kickstart your day, but not so strong it gives you the jitters. But the most mind-blowing, earth-shattering, *I-need-to-move-in* part? (And I really, really considered it, okay?). Their SOURDOUGH PANCAKES. I mean, fluffy, tangy, perfect little clouds of deliciousness. Seriously, I ate like, three stacks. And maybe stole a few extra. You'll want to be in your biggest stretchy pants. No shame.
What if I'm, like, super high-maintenance or allergic to everything?
Okay, look, I'm a bit high-maintenance myself, and I worry about everything. Like, *everything*. But honestly? They were super accommodating. They asked about dietary restrictions when I booked, and they *actually remembered*! I saw them bending over backwards to make sure everyone was happy. If you're a total princess/prince, they're surprisingly okay with it. But it's a *farm*, so don't expect a sterile, perfect environment. Embrace the imperfections – it's part of the charm. And if you have a life-threatening allergy, maybe just, you know, CALL AHEAD and be super clear?
Is it kid-friendly? I have… five. (Help.)
Five? Okay, breathe. Look at the photos online, there is a play area, and plenty of room to roam outside. But, and this is a big "but," call them. Seriously, CALL THEM. Don't just show up with a gaggle of offspring and expect a farm-themed paradise. They’ll be honest with you, which is the best way to handle things. It really depends on the kids and the vibe of the B&B at the time. Some days, it’s all families; other times, it’s more of a quiet retreat. Check first. Because five kids on a quiet retreat would not be a good look.
What does the B&B itself *actually* look like? Is it cute or… outdated?
It's cute. Not aggressively cute, mind you. Not the kind of place where EVERYTHING matches and feels fake. It's got character. Think cozy farmhouse meets rustic charm. Comfortable, inviting, and not at all stuffy. There are comfy chairs to curl up in, and the rooms are decorated with lovely, homey touches. Clean. Definitely clean. (I kind of have a thing about that, you know?) My room had the most amazing view of the orchard, and the bed was so comfy I slept like a log. It’s not a five-star hotel, but it’s way better than the average hotel room. It feels like a real home. And... okay, I'm gonna admit it, maybe a *slightly* outdated bathroom. But it was clean, the water pressure was great, and honestly, it added to the charm.
I am a worrier. Tell me, what's the biggest potential "downside" of staying here?
Okay, here's the truth: The biggest downside is the temptation. The temptation to stay. *Forever*. Seriously, you might not want to leave. You'll spend more money than you planned on at the market (I definitely did! Those peaches were worth it, though). Another downside? This is SUPER rural, a quiet place, so if you're after clubs, bars and a rowdy night life, it's NOT the place. Embrace the quiet. Embrace the slow pace. Embrace the fact that you're going to leave feeling relaxed and well-fed. And then...the worst part... You have to go back to your own life. Which, after that breakfast, is just never quite as good again.
Any tips or tricks for making the most of the Hillcrest Farm Market B&B experience?
* **Book in advance**: This isn't a place you can just waltz into. Seriously, plan ahead, especially during peak season. * **Bring comfy clothes**: This isn't a place for fancy outfits. Embrace the casual, relaxed vibe. * **Leave your diet at the door**: You're not going to stick to it. Just accept it. EAT THE PANCAKES. * **Chat with the owners/staff**: They're genuinely lovely people, and they'll be happy to share their tips and recommendations. * **Embrace the imperfections**: This isn't a sterile hotel; it's a real, working farm. Things aren't perfect, and that's part of the charm. * **TAKE CASH**: Some of the market vendors may not take cards. Come prepared! * **Most Importantly**: GO WITH AN OPEN MIND AND AN EMPTY STOMACH. And maybe your stretchiest pants. Seriously.
