Unbelievable Bansuanphutarn Surat Thani: You Won't Believe What We Found!
Unbelievable Bansuanphutarn Surat Thani: My Brain Officially Exploded (In a Good Way) 🤯 – A Review That's Actually Honest
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I just survived… nay, thrived… at Unbelievable Bansuanphutarn in Surat Thani, Thailand, and I'm still mentally untangling the experience. Forget everything you think you know about "resort reviews" because this is the real deal, warts and all, and let me tell you, the warts are practically part of the charm here. This isn't sponsored, I paid my own hard-earned (and rapidly dwindling) cash, and I'm here to tell you exactly what went down.
First off: Accessibility. Okay, let's be real, I'm not in a wheelchair myself. But I did take a good look around, and it seems pretty decent for folks with mobility issues. There's an elevator, which is a huge plus. I saw facilities for disabled guests, which is promising, but I didn't get to use them personally, so I can't vouch for the nitty-gritty. They definitely tried, which is way more than some places do. They have CCTV in the common areas, so you can feel like you're in a spy movie, except hopefully, it's recording something more interesting than my clumsy attempts at ordering Pad Thai.
Cleanliness and Safety: This is where Bansuanphutarn really shone. And in the age of… well, gestures wildly at the world, it’s important. They had anti-viral cleaning products plastered everywhere, and I mean everywhere. Daily disinfection in common areas, rooms sanitized between stays, the whole shebang. Felt more germ-free than my shrink-wrapped toothbrush. The staff were like, ninja warriors of sanitation, constantly spraying things down and wearing masks. They even had hand sanitizer stations strategically placed. It felt super safe. They also had a doctor/nurse on call, which is always a good thing to know. Speaking of which, I did spot a first aid kit, just in case I fell off the banana boat (which, admittedly, was a definite possibility).
Rooms: My Own Personal Paradise (Minus the Mess I Made)
Let's talk rooms. Oh, the rooms! I was in a… wait, what was the room called? Doesn't matter. What matters is: Air conditioning, thank God. Blackout curtains, which are a must for daytime naps after far too much Chang (more on that later). A desk for pretending I was productive. A safe box, for all the baht I didn't spend. And, blessedly, free Wi-Fi, which worked like a charm, even in the bathroom. Yep, I was scrolling in the shower. Don't judge.
They also offered bathrobes and slippers, making me feel more glamorous than I actually am. A mini bar stocked with enough snacks to keep a small army going (okay, maybe just me), and a coffee/tea maker, essential for my early morning life. I particularly loved the complimentary tea – seriously, that small detail matters! The private bathroom was clean and stocked with all the necessary toiletries (which is a massive win). The interconnecting rooms are perfect for families. I even had an extra long bed that was almost long enough for my giraffe-like frame. I'm just saying, the room had EVERYTHING. It was like they read my mind. Except for the part where they cleaned up after me. My bad.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Prepare to Unbutton That Waistband
Okay, here’s where things get messy (in a good way). The food. Oh, the food. I'm still dreaming of the Asian breakfast – the fresh fruit, the fragrant rice porridge, the spicy curries… Ugh. Just typing this makes my stomach rumble. They have several restaurants, including a vegetarian restaurant (score!), a coffee shop, and a poolside bar that's utterly irresistible. They serve A la carte in restaurants, buffet in the restaurant, and have breakfast services, where I gorged myself on a Western breakfast and a buffet breakfast. And let's not forget the coffee/tea in the restaurant - perfect to kickstart your day. Honestly, I ate so much I almost needed a doctor on call! They also had desserts in the restaurant, and after a long day of swimming, I always grabbed some snacks from the snack bar, and a bottle of water (which, by the way, they give you *at the poolside also!).
The Spa: My Deepest Relaxation Ever!
The Spa and the Spa/Sauna at Bansuanphutarn were AMAZING. The massage was out of this world. I had a Body scrub and then a Body wrap! It was so relaxing that I forgot all my problems. They also had a sauna, a steam room, and a foot bath. I spent hours there.
Things to Do (Besides Eating and Napping, Obviously)
Right, so beyond stuffing my face and collapsing into a coma-like state, there were actually things to do. There's a fitness center for the masochists among us. Swimming pool (which is gorgeous, by the way, a pool with a view), a swimming pool [outdoor]. Plus, they've got that terrace for sipping cocktails and pondering the meaning of life (or just the next meal). And don't forget the shrine!
Services and Conveniences: They Thought of Everything (Almost)
Okay, so Bansuanphutarn is basically a one-stop shop for all your vacation needs. They have Cash withdrawal (super handy), a concierge who's ridiculously helpful, and a convenience store where you can stock up on snacks and essentials (again, vital). They offer currency exchange, which saved my butt more than once. They have daily housekeeping, bless their cotton socks, because my room was a disaster zone. Laundry service, dry cleaning, and ironing service (although, honestly, I mostly lived in crumpled t-shirts). There's also room service [24-hour], which is pure genius. They offer food delivery, a gift/souvenir shop, and luggage storage. The list goes on! They have everything.
For the Kids (and the Young at Heart)
I didn't travel with kids, but I noticed they had some kids facilities and even a babysitting service. They're clearly family/child friendly.
The Slightly Flawed, Utterly Charming Bits
Okay, so it wasn't all sunshine and rainbows. Here's the real tea:
- The signage could be slightly better. I got lost… a lot. But hey, it added to the adventure, right?
- Sometimes, service was a little slow. But honestly, I was on vacation. What was the rush? Plus, the staff were always super friendly, no matter how long I made them wait.
- I heard one or two people say the food was a little too authentic for their taste (e.g., very spicy). But hey, you're in Thailand! Embrace the heat! (Or politely ask for "mai phet" – not spicy).
The Verdict: Book This Place, Seriously.
Honestly, Unbelievable Bansuanphutarn exceeded my expectations. It wasn't just a hotel; it was an experience. It's a place where you can truly unwind, recharge, and escape the daily grind. The staff were genuinely lovely, the food was incredible, the rooms were comfy, and the facilities were top-notch. It's a bit of a hidden gem, and I'm almost reluctant to share it with the world. Almost.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're heading to Bansuanphutarn in Surat Thani, and let me tell you, my expectations are…well, let's just say they're evolving. This isn't some polished travel brochure, this is me, your intrepid (and slightly stressed) guide, taking you along for the chaotic ride.
Day 1: Arrival and That Damn Mango Sticky Rice
- 9:00 AM (roughly): Land at Surat Thani Airport. The air hits you like a warm, spicy hug. Or, honestly, a humid, slightly sweaty hug. Already questioning my outfit choice (jeans? In Thailand? Idiot.). Grab a taxi to Bansuanphutarn. The drive is a blur of motorbikes, vibrant markets, and the constant fear of being swallowed whole by a tuk-tuk.
- 11:00 AM (ish): Check into the guesthouse. It looks… quaint. By which I mean, the air conditioning sounds like a dying walrus. The room, though, is clean enough, and the view over the garden is actually quite lovely. Phew.
- 12:00 PM: Food time! We're on a mission for real Thai food. Found this little local place, a proper hole-in-the-wall situation, that smells divine. Ordered something with noodles and chicken and it was okay.
- 1:30 PM: Let's go explore. I found this little walk. So I went to the walk. I sat on the bench. I stared out at the view.
- 3:00 PM: Mango sticky rice. Okay, so I've been dreaming of this since… well, since before I even booked the flight. Every travel blog raves about it. Found a street vendor. First bite… meh. (Don't tell anyone, okay? It's a secret. Maybe my expectations were too high? Or maybe I just got a bad batch? The mango was good, but the rice…a bit gluey?) I had to try again and again to see if it was what everyone said it was. Nope.
- 5:00 PM: Sunset at the river. Ahhh. Okay, this is the Thailand everyone raves about. The sky is ablaze with color, the water is shimmering, and the sounds of the evening are just gorgeous and warm.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at the guesthouse. More Thai food. This time, a little better. Maybe I'm getting used to the heat. Or maybe the mango sticky rice disappointment has dulled my senses. Either way, I'm fed. And tired. And maybe a little homesick.
- 9:00 PM: Bed. Sleep. Pray for no more noisy walruses.
Day 2: The Temple and That Boat Ride – Or, the Day I Almost Drowned (Kinda)
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. The walrus is still there, but I'm starting to get used to it. Breakfast at the guesthouse - surprisingly good omelet!
- 9:00 AM: Visit Wat Tham Khuha Sawan. Holy moly, this temple is stunning!! They call it the "Cave Temple" and it's built right into a giant rock formation. The gold is blinding in the sun. Climbed a billion stairs (felt like it, anyway) and nearly died from the heat. Worth it, though. Seriously, go. Take water.
- 11:00 AM: Boat trip on the river. Okay, this was supposed to be the highlight. Cruising along, enjoying the scenery, maybe spotting some wildlife… instead, we got a leaky boat. The bottom half of my shorts were soaked by the end. Thankfully, the scenery was pretty enough to distract me from the cold water seeping into my feet. The boat was small, I mean like I could have rowed using just my hands. But the view was beautiful; I mean there's a reason they say Thailand is such a beautiful space.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at a floating restaurant. (Hopefully, it's not literally floating away.) Food's great, but I'm still slightly damp. Trying not to think about whatever creatures might be sharing that river water with me.
- 3:00 PM: More river exploring. Honestly, I'm almost over the water adventures. But the local guide mentioned seeing wild monkeys. And I’m a sucker for monkeys, so back on the boat we go.
- 4:00 PM: The Monkey Encounter. Found them! They were kind of terrifying, actually. (Aggressive little buggers, especially when they think you have food.) Got way too close and definitely regretted it. Still, cool.
- 6:00 PM: Back at the guesthouse. Quick shower to warm up. Then I will curl up on the bed and try to enjoy the sounds of nature.
- 7:00 PM: One last dinner. Trying to find something new, something to spice it up.
- 9:00 PM: Bed. Deep breaths. Tomorrow is a new day. And hopefully, less wet.
Day 3: Departure and The Mango Sticky Rice Conspiracy
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast. Omelet again, somehow better than yesterday. Am I getting used to this?
- 9:00 AM: Final check to make sure I have all my stuff, or even most of my stuff.
- 10:00 AM: Taxi to the airport. Say goodbye to the walrus AC and the dodgy boats and the slightly aggressive monkeys
- 12:00 PM: Flight departs. On the plane, finally, I have time to reflect. And you know what? Maybe I did come to the right place.
Post-Trip Musings:
- The Mango Sticky Rice (still feels like a failure).
- I will definitely be back.
- Next time, I am bringing earplugs, and possibly a lifejacket.
- And maybe, just maybe, I'll actually learn some Thai.
This is it! This is the unvarnished truth. It's messy, it's imperfect, it's human. And that, my friends, is the best kind of travel. Now, go have your own adventure. And tell me your mango sticky rice story.
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Unbelievable Bansuanphutarn Surat Thani: You Won't Believe What We Found! - An FAQ... Sort Of
Okay, so, what *is* Bansuanphutarn anyway? Like, REALLY what is it?
Alright, alright, settle down! Bansuanphutarn is... well, it's a *place*. A really, REALLY confusing place. Think of it as a giant, chaotic art project that someone decided should also be a... farm? A resort? A collection of... weird... things? Honestly, I'm still not entirely sure. One minute you're staring at a bizarre, oversized ceramic… something-or-other, and the next you're dodging chickens. Then you're eating AMAZING fruit. Then you're slightly convinced you've stumbled into a lost civilization. It's a mind-bender. Expect the unexpected. And prepare yourself for some serious “WTF?” moments. I spent a solid hour just trying to figure out if that giant... uh... green... thing... was supposed to be a frog or not. The answer, by the way? Still unclear.
Is it actually in Surat Thani? Because the map app kept sending me down what looked like cow paths...
YES! It is, technically, in Surat Thani. But the journey there? Oh, honey, hold onto your hat. My GPS, which I generally trust with my life, seemed to develop a sudden, and rather malicious, sense of humor. It led me through fields, past tiny villages where everyone stared, and down roads so narrow I swore my car's side mirrors were going to sprout wings and fly away. Seriously, pack your patience. And maybe a prayer. And maybe learn some basic Thai phrases for directions. You'll need them. Trust me. I got so frustrated, I nearly gave up and just ate instant noodles in the car. But then, I thought, "No! The weird frog-thing awaits!" (It's not a frog, it's probably not even a thing, but you'll understand once you see it.)
What's the deal with the food? Is it any good? 'Cause I'm a picky eater.
The food... OH. MY. GOODNESS. The food. Look, I’m not exaggerating when I say this place has some of the BEST fruit I have ever, EVER tasted. I mean, ridiculously good. Like, juicy mangoes that practically melt in your mouth, and rambutan that explodes with flavor. It's like the fruit gods designed the place specifically to torment my tastebuds into utter bliss. The actual restaurant food? It's decent. Nothing earth-shattering, but perfectly serviceable and very, very fresh. Just go for the fruit. Stock up. Buy as much as you can carry. You won't regret it. I nearly caused an international incident trying to smuggle some durian back to my hotel room (don’t tell anyone!).
Are there accommodations? And are they… you know… decent?
Yep, there are rooms. And they're... well, they're *rustic*. Think: charmingly imperfect. Definitely not the Ritz. But comfortable enough. My room had a mosquito net (a *must*), a perfectly functional air conditioner (also a *must*), and a view of… something. I’m not entirely sure what it was, to be honest. Something odd, though. But here’s the thing: you’re not going there for luxury. You're going for the *experience*. So, embrace the slightly wonky plumbing, the occasional gecko, and the general air of delightful oddness. It's part of the charm. Don't expect pristine. Expect… eccentric.
So, what's the *one* thing I absolutely, positively MUST do/see/experience?
Okay, hear me out on this. Forget the statues, the weird art installations, even the fruit (almost). The *one* thing you HAVE to do is… wander. Just wander. Seriously, get lost. Get utterly and completely disoriented. Take a wrong turn. Follow a chicken. Don't look at the map. Don't plan. Just let yourself be swallowed by the place. Because that's where the magic (and the utter bewilderment) happens. I spent a good hour wandering behind what turned out to be the pig sty, and it was… strangely… wonderful. You’ll discover hidden corners, bizarre creations, and a feeling like you've stepped through a looking glass. It's about embracing the absurdity. Trust me, wandering is where you truly *get* Bansuanphutarn. And, okay, then go eat the fruit. Seriously good.
Is it kid-friendly? My kids are… well, they're *kids*.
Hmm. Kid-friendly is a tricky one. My instinct says YES, but… it depends on your kids. If they’re the adventurous, "let's eat bugs" kind, they'll probably adore it. If they're the "must-have-wifi-or-I-will-scream" variety... maybe not. The place is sprawling, there's stuff to climb on, animals wandering around (watch out for the chickens, those things are *vicious*), and plenty of opportunities for getting delightfully dirty. On the other hand, there's not exactly a dedicated kids' club or a massive swimming pool. So, weigh the pros and cons. If your kids are adaptable and enjoy a bit of chaos, they'll have a blast. If not, pack extra snacks and prepare for a lot of, "Are we there yet?"
What was your *worst* experience there? Spill the tea!
Oh, boy. Okay, so there was this ONE time. I’d been wandering, doing my usual “embrace the chaos” thing, and had just tasted a new fruit that, frankly, blew my mind. I was practically skipping. I rounded a corner, and BAM! Face-to-face with... well, let's just say a very, *very* insistent rooster. This was not a friendly rooster. This was a rooster with an agenda. An agenda involving… my face. That rooster, bless his feathery little heart (NOT), chased me. For a good five minutes. Down a hill. Through a muddy puddle. I’m talking full-on “chicken attack” levels of terror. I finally escaped, breathless and covered in muck, to the great amusement of a group of Thai women. It was mortifying! (But also kind of hilarious now that I’m not actively running from it.) Fair warning: roosters at Bansuanphutarn are not to be trusted.
Is it worth the effort? Should I actually go?
Absolutely. Unequivocally. YES! Look, it’s not perfect. It’s weird. It’s messy. It’s sometimes frustrating and maybe even a little bit scary, if you run into a particularly aggressive rooster.Digital Nomad Hotels
