Johnson City's BEST Kept Secret: I-26 Exit 17 Hotel! (Quality Inn)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the supposed "BEST Kept Secret" of Johnson City: The I-26 Exit 17 Hotel… aka the Quality Inn. Prepare for a rollercoaster of honest opinions, because let's be real, sometimes, knowing a place is good isn’t the same as experiencing it with all it’s little quirks. SEO, schm-EO, we're aiming for real here.
Firstly, the name itself… "BEST Kept Secret"? Honey, if it's on Google, the secret's out. But hey, maybe that's the secret. Let's find out, shall we?
Accessibility & Safety: A Relief, Not Always a Breeze
Okay, let's start with the important stuff. Accessibility is a biggie. The website boasts about Facilities for disabled guests, and that's good! Wheelchair Accessible is listed, which is a major plus for anyone who needs it. Now, did I personally test if it's truly easy-peasy for everyone? No. But, the basics seem to be covered, as the Elevator is definitely a necessary feature. Also the CCTV in common areas and Security [24-hour] are reassuring points for safety-conscious travelers. Fire extinguisher, Smoke alarms, and Safety/security feature are all standard stuff. And on the topic of safety, Check-in/out [express] and Contactless check-in/out are great for those germaphobes (like me!) and make the whole process feel a little safer in the age of… well, you know.
Cleanliness & Safety: Did They Actually Clean My Room?
Alright, this is where it gets interesting. The website loudly states Anti-viral cleaning products and Daily disinfection in common areas. This is good. Rooms sanitized between stays is also very reassuring. Staff trained in safety protocol is a must. Hand sanitizer is everywhere. But, let me tell you a story…
I booked a room last week via a third-party app, and upon checking in, it felt… sanitized. Like, maybe a little too sanitized? But then I remembered the website boasting the fact that the Room sanitization opt-out available is a thing. I’m no doctor, but I have a hunch that maybe they went a little crazy with the cleaning products in my room, because the smell was overwhelming. I had to open the window for a while to air it out. So… while I appreciate the effort, maybe a little less aggressive cleaning? Just a thought, Quality Inn.
The Room: Not Fancy, But Functional (and Free Wi-Fi!)
Okay, let's be real, it's a Quality Inn, not The Ritz. Don't expect marble floors and a butler, but expect:
- Air conditioning (thank GOD).
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (massive win). Let me repeat that: Wi-Fi [free] is a lifesaver!
- A desk (essential for work, or pretending to work while binge-watching Netflix).
- A refrigerator (for those midnight snacks or celebratory drinks).
- Coffee/tea maker (that's a must for me.
- A hair dryer (thank god for hair dryer). *A mirror
- Blackout curtains (blessed be).
- In-room safe box (for your valuables, or just peace of mind).
- TV with Satellite/cable channels (for mindless entertainment).
- Private bathroom (obviously).
The bed was comfortable enough, the linens were clean, and everything functioned. I even had an extra long bed which was kind of nice. The Non-smoking rooms are a godsend (seriously, the smoke smell is my ultimate pet peeve).
Dining, Drinking & Snacking: More Options Than Expected?
Okay, here's where it gets surprisingly interesting! The Restaurants and Restaurants and Poolside bar options are a nice touch. The presence of Coffee/tea in restaurant is also good.
There's a Breakfast [buffet]… but I wasn't overly impressed. It's what you expect for a hotel breakfast, but nothing to write home about. But, the Asian breakfast and Asian cuisine in restaurant options were nice to see.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
- Daily housekeeping (another win!).
- Laundry service (vital for travelers who hate packing).
- Cash withdrawal (essential for emergencies).
- Convenience store (perfect for late-night snacks).
- The availability of Food delivery gives you some great food options.
- Car park [free of charge] is a huge plus.
For the Kids (or the Kid in You)
The presence of Family/child friendly facilities shows that they cater to everyone. Also it has Babysitting service.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: The Pool & The Doubtful Spa?
Okay, the website lists a Swimming pool [outdoor]. This is a great plus. Now, the real question: is it nice? It looks decent in the photos, but I didn't have a chance to use it.
There's also a Spa. Now, I didn't go to the spa. But I have a feeling it's not exactly a world-class spa. Maybe it's just a massage, or a sauna. Who knows! But, if a massage is needed, then great, give it a try.
There's a Fitness center. If you're into that kind of thing. (shrugs).
The Verdict (and That ALL-IMPORTANT Offer)
Look, the I-26 Exit 17 Hotel (Quality Inn) isn't perfect. It has its quirks. Maybe the secret isn't that it's amazing, but that it's a reliable, reasonably priced option in a town full of… well, other options.
But Here's the REAL SECRET:
Book your stay at the I-26 Exit 17 Hotel (Quality Inn) NOW and get a free upgrade to a room with a view (subject to availability) AND a voucher for a free drink at the pool bar (if you dare to try the pool!).
Why?
- Free Wi-Fi: Stay connected!
- Clean(ish) Rooms: Feel safe (even if the cleaning products are a bit intense).
- Convenient Location: On the way in.
- Budget-Friendly: Not gonna break the bank.
- Pool (maybe): Dip your toes!
Click the link below to book your stay and claim your FREE drink! But hey, no promises about the pool, you might just find yourself enjoying it… Or not. That's the true adventure, isn't it?
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So, is the I-26 Exit 17 Hotel (Quality Inn) Johnson City's "BEST Kept Secret"?
Not exactly a state secret, but definitely a solid choice - especially if you’re on a budget. Now go forth and enjoy!
Fargo's BEST Kept Secret: West Acres Travelodge Review! (You WON'T Believe This!)Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This ain't your grandma's itinerary. We're diving headfirst into a whirlwind trip to Johnson City, Tennessee, with a Quality Inn as our questionable anchor. Prepare for a messy, glorious, and possibly disastrous adventure. Here we go:
ITINERARY: Johnson City, TN - The "I Think We Can Handle This" Edition
Day 1: Arrival (and the Sweetest Part of the Day)
- 2:00 PM: Arrival & Check-In at Quality Inn Johnson City - I-26 Exit 17… God, I hope it's clean. Let's be honest, the reviews were… mixed. I'm holding my breath. My biggest fear? Sticky carpets. My second biggest? A rogue, sentient air freshener that smells like grandma's basement. Okay, okay, breathe. Positive vibes. We’ll find the good, right?
- 2:30 PM: The Great Luggage Debacle. Unloading the car will be a circus act. Guaranteed. I'm picturing myself wrestling suitcases in the parking lot while dodging rogue mini-vans. I'll probably forget something crucial, like my toothbrush (guaranteed).
- 3:00 PM: Room Reconnaissance. Okay, here's where it gets real. Praying for at least a functioning coffee maker. And a decent Wi-Fi signal. I need to document this for posterity, you guys. And by "document," I mean desperately try to connect to the internet.
- 3:30 PM: Snack Time! (Necessity is the mother of invention.) I'm starving. Need fuel. Time to raid the emergency stash: crackers, questionable cheese product, and the chocolate bars my mom insisted on. If I don't have food, I can't survive.
- 4:00 PM: Head to the Sweetest Part of the Day: Johnson City's Candy Shop! Okay, maybe this is a bit over-enthusiastic. But I found this little candy shop online and it sounded like heaven. Tiny, old-fashioned, the works. I'm talking gummy worms, saltwater taffy, jawbreakers that could break a molar… I'm picturing myself surrounded by the sweet smell of childhood. Okay, yes, very biased. If the shop is closed, then I'm going to be really upset.
- 5:00 PM: Okay, candy coma. This is the plan.
- 6:00 PM: (Maybe) Dinner… Or, Let's Face It, More Candy. Assuming I haven't completely OD'd on sugar, we'll wander in search of actual food. I'm open to suggestions, but I'm not ruling out a fast food run. (Don't judge me.)
- 7:00 PM: The Hotel Shuffle. I'll see if I can remember where the pool is. No promises.
- 8:00 - 10:00 PM: Rest is Important.
Day 2: Exploring (or Trying To)
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast… If the hotel offers it. Or, you know, instant oatmeal from my emergency stash. The breakfast situation is critical. Free continental breakfast? Score! A sad little waffle maker? Probably. Either way, I'm going to load up. Gotta fuel up for the day.
- 9:00 AM: Let's pretend to be cultured! We'll aim to see the city's highlights. Maybe we'll wander around a local park.
- 11:00 AM: Lunch time! Look for a hidden gem. I'll judge any establishment by the quality of their fries.
- 12:00 PM: Time for the Museum. I can not wait to discover more about the area.
- 2:00 PM: Nap Time (If Necessary, the Candy Coma is STILL Real). Hey, we're on vacation. Naps are a valid activity. They're practically a requirement. If not a nap, I'm hitting the gym again.
- 3:00 PM: The Great Local Shop Safari. I want to find some quirky, unique treasures. Books, antiques, things I'll probably never use but absolutely need. Wish me luck.
- 5:00 PM: Dinner Dinner plans tonight.
- 7:00 PM: One last night in Johnson City. We can't miss the opportunity.
Day 3: The Departure
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast… AGAIN. (See: Day 2, Breakfast)
- 9:00 AM: Pack it up, pack it in… (Or try to, anyway). The final packing frenzy. I guarantee I'll be scrambling.
- 10:00 AM: Final Checkout, and Goodbye, Johnson City. Did we survive? We Shall See.
- 11:00 AM: On the Road Again!
Post-Trip Reflections (Brace Yourselves):
- The Quality Inn: Oh boy. I'll tell you all about it. Sticky carpets? Moldy shower curtain? We'll see. My expectations are low but my hopes are high.
- The Candy Shop: Did it live up to the hype? Did I get a sugar rush for the history books? The suspense is killing me.
- Overall Vibe: Did we have a blast? Did we learn something? Did we make a fool of ourselves? The answers are probably all yes.
- Unexpected Moments: Prepare for the unexpected. The best travel memories are always the ones you don't plan.
So there you have it. This is my "real-life" itinerary. Wish me luck. And maybe a prayer. And a very, very good cup of coffee.
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