Unbelievable! This Kediri Hotel Blew My Mind! (OYO 3309 Forrest'inn)
Unbelievable! This Kediri Hotel Blew My Mind! (OYO 3309 Forrest'inn) - A Raw, Unfiltered Review You Actually Need
Okay, listen up. I just got back from Kediri, and I have to tell you about this place. It’s Unbelievable! (Yeah, the title isn't lying, OYO 3309 Forrest'inn, you're up). Now, I’m not a hotel critic. I’m just…me. And I'm going to tell you what it was really like. Forget those glossy brochures and perfect Instagram posts. This is the real deal, warts and all.
First off, let’s rip off the band-aid. I’m not a travel blogger, so don’t expect a perfect, neatly packaged review. This is going to be… chaotic. But hey, that's life, right?
Accessibility: The Good… and the Questionable Glare
Right, so accessibility. The website says facilities are available. The elevator? Check. But the path to my room? Let's just say my suitcase and I became intimate (and not in a good way) with the stairs. Now, I'm relatively mobile, but if you need truly wheelchair accessible, call ahead, ask some probing questions, and maybe bring a travel buddy who is extra good with directions. They have facilities for disabled guests, but I'd double-check how well those are implemented. I'm thinking it could be a bit of a mixed bag.
On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: Couldn't say, didn't check. The food was enough of a mission.
Internet – The Blessing and the Curse
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Thank god. Because, you know, I need to upload all those carefully curated photos of my breakfast. Okay, jokes aside, the Wi-Fi was pretty solid in my room. Internet access – wireless was dependable. But, and this is a big BUT, the signal in public areas was… patchy. Prepare for some moments of digital silence in the lobby. Internet [LAN]? Nope, not for me. Internet, Internet services, Wi-Fi in public areas all suffered a similar fate: hit or miss.
Cleanliness and Safety: Pandemic Proofing… Mostly
Alright, let’s talk about the pandemic stuff. I was impressed. Anti-viral cleaning products? Yep. Daily disinfection in common areas? Seemed like it. Hand sanitizer? Everywhere. They really went all-in on the sanitizing. They tout themselves as Individually-wrapped food options, even. Professional-grade sanitizing services are also in place which makes me happy. They also have this Room sanitization opt-out available, which let's me decide if they can clean my room or not, which I always think is a good option.
They seemed to be taking the Physical distancing of at least 1 meter seriously, and there was Staff trained in safety protocol (I saw them wearing masks). Rooms sanitized between stays? I’m hoping so! They are also very Safe dining setup.
Breakfast – A Tale of Two Meals
The Breakfast [buffet]… well, it was there. Asian breakfast and Western breakfast options. I went with the "everything" approach. Let's just say the Western breakfast was… interesting. The bacon had a texture that defied comparison. The eggs? Well, let's just say they weren't exactly Michelin-star material. However, the Asian breakfast – the nasi goreng – redeemed itself. It was actually pretty decent. Breakfast in room is an option, as is a Breakfast takeaway service.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Expect the Unexpected
There is a Restaurant! Okay, that’s a win. They also have a Coffee shop which is good. The Room service [24-hour] is a lifesaver, especially when you need a late-night snack. There are a handful of options for food A la carte in restaurant, and some Desserts in restaurant. One evening, I tried the “mystery meat” dish. I'm still not entirely sure what it was. Let's just say it was an adventure. Definitely be ready for some moments, when you think "what did I order?" You can order some Bottle of water. and also Soup in restaurant which is good on a rainy day.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax – More Than You Think
Okay, this is where things actually got interesting. They have a Swimming pool [outdoor]. It's not the biggest, but it was clean, and the Pool with view was a welcome respite from the Kediri heat. They also have a Gym/fitness center. I took a peek. It was… basic. But hey, cardio is cardio. The Sauna? Closed. The Spa/sauna? Not sure. The Massage also was unavailable. It's hit and miss, depends on the day.
Services and Conveniences – They Got You Covered (Maybe)
Daily housekeeping was impeccable. The rooms were always spotless. The Concierge was helpful. They have a Cashless payment service. They also have some amenities like an Ironing service, Laundry service, a Dry cleaning, and a Doctor/nurse on call. The Elevator was crucial, given my earlier stair-related mishap. They also have a Convenience store and Cash withdrawal on-site. Which came in handy, as the currency exchange rate was… well, let’s just say ATMs are your friend.
In-Room Goodness – Your Cozy Cave
My room was…fine. Nothing fancy. But clean. Air conditioning blasted, which was crucial. Air conditioning in public area which felt good. The Blackout curtains will protect your eyes. The Desk was functional. The Coffee/tea maker was my best friend. Free bottled water was a nice touch. In-room safe box, Refrigerator. Internet access – wireless that was mostly reliable. Satellite/cable channels kept me entertained. The Separate shower/bathtub. Slippers are a nice touch. The Soundproofing was surprisingly effective (I didn't hear my noisy neighbors). Window that opens was a plus, though the view wasn't exactly breathtaking.
Getting Around - Ease of Access to Local Highlights
They arrange Airport transfer. They have Car park [free of charge] which is a good option. They also have a Taxi service.
For the Kids – Not a Disneyland, but…
I didn’t travel with kids, but they have this Babysitting service and Kids meal. They have a thing where they are Family/child friendly.
The Emotional Rollercoaster – My Takeaway
Look, OYO 3309 Forrest'inn isn't perfect. It's not the fanciest hotel in the world. But it has something. It's got a certain charm. It's… real. It's not pretending to be something it's not. And for the price, it's a steal.
Final verdict? I'd go back. Kediri is… well, Kediri. Be prepared for some adventure. But this hotel? It's a solid base camp.
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Okay, buckle up buttercup, because this itinerary is less "smooth sailing" and more "bumpy rollercoaster with questionable safety regulations." We're talking about Super OYO 3309 Forrest'inn Kediri, Indonesia. Let's see if this little adventure can actually do justice to the hype. (Spoiler alert: I'm already skeptical).
Subject: Kediri, Here I Come (Maybe? Probably Not Perfectly.)
Day 1: Arrival? More Like a Landing…and a Question Mark.
- Morning (Roughly 8:00 AM? If the flight gods are feeling generous): I land at Juanda International Airport in Surabaya. The plan is to get to Kediri. The reality? Praying the public transport gods are kind and that there's an available bus (with A/C that actually works) to Kediri. I've booked a Gojek, my first time using this service. My flight got delayed an hour, so maybe… I should just stay put? The thought briefly crosses my mind.
- Late Morning/Early Afternoon (Whenever the bloody bus shows up, roughly noon/1 pm): The bus ride to Kediri kicks off. Expect: questionable snacks from hawkers, a lot of staring (it's a thing when you're a westerner), and praying to the gods of bladder control. And of course, the driver may or may not stop for prayers and multiple bathroom breaks, adding another hour to an already long trip. I probably won't be able to understand anything that anyone will be saying. But hey, it's all part of the "authentic experience," right?
- Afternoon (Whenever We Arrive - cross fingers for 4 PM): Arrive at Forrest'inn! Check-in. Pray the room is clean. And that I don't find any uninvited guests (cockroaches, mice, you name it). Quick unpack (or dump-everything-in-a-heap-on-the-bed situation). First impressions are crucial. (Especially if the room smells like stale cigarettes and sadness, which, let's be honest, has a high chance).
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening (5 PM-ish, after a recovery nap): Reconnaissance mission! Find food. It's all about street food. Gotta. Eat. Everything. I'm particularly interested in trying the famous nasi pecel – and if I'm feeling brave, maybe the sate kelinci (rabbit satay). I'm trying to be open-minded! (Internal scream of "rabbit?"). And after that, looking for a cafe.
- Evening (Whenever I stop eating/can move): Wander the streets. Absorb the atmosphere. Try not to get lost (or eaten, depending). I'm looking for "local charm." Which I hope isn't too charming, if you catch my drift. I'll try to take some photos to get some likes and attention. (Don't laugh!).
Day 2: Temples, Tears, and Tummy Troubles (Maybe).
- Morning (8 AM - if I'm not still regretting the rabbit): Head to the Mount Kelud. Supposedly, it has an incredible view. I may or may not be hiking. More like, "slowly ambulating uphill whilst gasping for air and questioning all my life choices". Seriously, cardio is not my strong suit.
- Midday (Before my energy collapses): Back from Mount Kelud, grab something quick at a cafe or a local establishment. I feel like I deserve a reward.
- Afternoon (3 PM, or whenever I feel recovered from the climb): Visit the Klothok Temple. I hope it will have a good atmosphere and it would be nice to meet up with the locals.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening (5-ish): Back to Forrest'inn. Some online time. I'll try to post on social media.
- Evening (Whenever I feel hungry again): Dinner, exploring the nearby market. This is where I'm hoping to immerse myself in local life. I'll try to speak some Indonesian! (My attempts will be hilariously bad, I'm sure).
Day 3: Art, A Farewell Feast (and the Dreaded Departure).
- Morning (Maybe 9 AM, if I'm not too lazy): Visit the Simpang Lima Gumul Monument. A gigantic monument! It sounds… impressive. Let's hope it lives up to the hype. I'll try my best to be a good tourist!
- Midday (Around Noon): Lunch and Relaxation. I'm thinking that I can finally relax and just enjoy.
- Afternoon: Farewell dinner: More street food. Going all out. I'm thinking of trying to find a legit Indonesian restaurant.
- Evening: (Departure - the bittersweet goodbye): Head back to Surabaya. Pray for a smooth journey. Pray the bus has A/C that works. Pray my flight isn't delayed. Pray I don't leave my passport in a toilet somewhere. Pray the whole trip wasn't a complete disaster. Pray I get a decent night's sleep in my own bed.
Overall Assessment:
This trip is going to be… an experience. I'm embracing the chaos. I'm expecting the unexpected. I'm armed with a backpack full of snacks, a questionable sense of adventure, and an unwavering belief in the power of positive thinking (even if it's probably misplaced). Wish me luck. I'm gonna need it.
P.S. I'm going to try to learn some basic Indonesian phrases. "Terima kasih" (thank you) is the most important. And maybe "Saya tidak mengerti" (I don't understand), which I'll probably be using a lot.
P.P.S. If I never post again, assume I've been eaten by a stray dog/volcano…or just permanently lost in the labyrinth of Kediri's backstreets.
This itinerary is subject to change based on mood, weather, availability of delicious street food, and the general whims of the universe. Wish me luck!
Escape to Paradise: Suksabai Villa's Luxury Awaits in Pattaya!
So, Forrest'inn. Kediri. Why would you even *go* there? And was Kediri even worth it?
Okay, so Kediri? It's not exactly on the "must-see Indonesia" list, is it? I was there for a... well, let's just say a *very* specific reason that involved a very specific type of festival and a slightly questionable online dating profile. (Don't judge me!). Was it *worth* going? Look, Kediri itself? It's... Kediri. A bit dusty, a bit hectic. But the people? Seriously lovely. The street food? Divine, especially the nasi pecel.
BUT I would definitely have skipped it if not for the festival. And you know what? Sometimes skipping and running into something you weren't expecting is just what you need. So, yeah, Kediri? Mixed bag. But that festival... worth it. Just for the sheer, unadulterated *weirdness* of it all.
Alright, alright, Forrest'inn. What's the *deal* with the hotel itself? Did it actually "blow your mind" like the clickbait headline suggests?
"Blew my mind"? Okay, *maybe* I got a little carried away with the headline. But listen, for the price… *WOW*. This place… it was a… *experience*. Imagine a slightly faded, yet somehow still charming, vintage motel that's been teleported to modern-day Indonesia. That's the vibe.
The lobby? Barely there. The staff? Bless their hearts, they were *trying*. One very sweet young man had a major language barrier, but he was the most eager to help. I think his name was Agung. Agung, you legend. Just know the wifi sometimes worked, and sometimes I might as well have been trying to connect to the internet with a toaster. But hey, that's character, right?
The Room! Tell me about the *room*! Was it clean? Was it… livable?
The room… okay, okay, the room. Let me be brutally honest: it wasn't the Ritz. The sheets… well, let's just say they were present. I definitely saw signs of… *previous guests*. I'm no germaphobe, but I also don't particularly enjoy sharing my bed with the ghosts of past travelers. The air conditioning, however, was a godsend. Considering the Kediri heat? Absolute life-saver. I slept like a baby (after a thorough once-over of the sheets with my best detective skills, of course).
The bathroom? Functional, but let's not talk about the plumbing. Suffice to say, the water pressure was… *character-building*. But hey, the water was hot. And sometimes, that's all a weary traveler needs. I may or may not have experienced a minor shower-based existential crisis due to the leaky faucet. Let's move on.
Alright, let's talk about the BEST day I've had at the hotel. Tell me about the experience... Did you eat there? Did you meet someone charming?
Okay, this is a good one. So, remember Agung, the super-helpful front desk guy? One morning, I wake up, and the wifi… it's down. Again. I'm *fuming*. I needed to check some emails, find directions, you know, the essential modern-day survival stuff. I stumble down to the lobby, a caffeine-deprived mess, and Agung, bless his heart, is *desperately* trying to restart the router. But nothing.
Then, the POWER goes out. The whole hotel. DARKNESS. Utter, comical, delightful darkness.
But then... Agung starts humming a traditional Indonesian tune. He’s smiling, unfazed, like this happens all the time. And then, a few minutes later, the power comes back. Agung is doing a victory dance. The internet? Still dead. But the sheer, unadulterated *joy* on his face? Priceless. He then insisted on using his phone's hotspot to let me use the internet (even though I was totally fine). He made me instant coffee and told me a joke I could only partially understand. That moment of shared frustration, and triumph over the chaos? That's what made OYO 3309 Forrest'inn memorable. It was a peek into the soul of Kediri, a reminder that sometimes the best experiences are the messy ones. I'll never forget that morning. Never.
Seriously, what's the *worst* thing about OYO 3309 Forrest'inn? Come on, spill the beans!
Okay, okay, I'll be real. The walls. This is an absolute observation on the structure. The walls were… thin. Incredibly, shockingly thin. I could hear EVERYTHING. Conversations, snoring, the *gentle tapping* from next door. One night, I swear I heard someone having a *monologue*. I’m not joking. The only consolation was that I can't imagine they heard anything about me either! (Because I was so discreet of course.)
Would you recommend OYO 3309 Forrest'inn? Be honest! Like, actually, *seriously* honest.
Look… if you're expecting luxury, if you're after pristine perfection? Absolutely *not*. Go somewhere else. Find a fancy hotel in Bali. But. If you're on a budget, if you're up for an adventure, IF you appreciate the… *charm* of a place that's seen a few years (and probably a few too many guests)? Then, yeah, maybe. I wouldn't say it *blew my mind* in the traditional sense, but it definitely… *stuck with me*. And honestly? I'd stay there again in a heartbeat. Just bring earplugs, and embrace the weirdness.
Also, Agung deserves a medal.
Any tips for future Forest'inn-ers?
1. Embrace the chaos. Seriously. Go with the flow. Nothing is perfect. 2. Pack earplugs. You’ll thank me later. 3. Bring your own snacks. Just in case the breakfast situation is… questionable. 4. Learn a few basic Indonesian phrases. The staff, including Agung, will appreciate it. 5. If you see Agung, give him a high five. He's a legend. 6. Don't expect too much. Really. It'll set you free. 7. Consider buying a mosquito net. Just a thought. 8. Keep an open mind. Enjoy the experience! You won't forget it!
